This handsome black guy at the Target optical center has had my kitty purring all DAY. I went in earlier for an eye exam, and I swear we hit it off right away. He told me I had a gorgeous smile. The way he held my hand when he shook it, and he stroked my palm when he let go… and his voice was so s***… his smile lit up the room. Seriously, my p**** was shaking. After I went home I fantasized about sitting on his lap in the office chair, grinding on him and pulling him around by his tie. I think I need another eye exam…