So we have a new marketing person that started in the last 2 weeks… I’ll call her “M”. I would suspect that she is maybe in her mid 20’s. She is (I think) from India or somewhere in that proximity.

Anyhow she needed to meet with me to go over some projects that I have for her. You have to realize that I am very “Type-A” personality, and a bit of a ball buster. As we were meeting and I was going through things with her in my office she was like a deer in the headlights.

She kept fidgeting in her chair, as if it was not super comfortable, re-positioning her back. At first I was like “what a baby, s*** it up” but as time passed I started thinking “hey, she is somewhat cute.” Then she started stretching (apparently she can sit for an hour meeting)… when she stretched her arms behind her and jutted her chest out I started thinking “hmmm she is actually pretty hot!”

She left the meeting with some action items, smiled, and as she left my office, watching her go, I thought — “Yeah, I’d fvck her in a heartbeat.”

Ought to be fun working with her.