I have a s***** relationship with the Nintendo character, Mario. I’m even a male. It began by me just gazing at a picture of Mario for straight up 5 minutes, seeing how handsome he is. I thought this was off and tried to shake it off but the attraction stayed. Soon, gazing at these photos started to give me boners. So I started to m********* to Rule 34 drawings but always found myself c****** at drawings of Mario. This gotten so deep, I wrote fanfictions of us together and tried lucid dreaming. But two weeks ago, it finally happened. I realized I was dreaming, and summoned Mario, which worked. The first encounter involved us talking and flirting, and I apparently told him to tell me I was dreaming each time I was dreaming and to come see me. A few days after, Mario always appeared in my dreams and told me I was dreaming. The second encounter we went to his house and immediately got into it. I stripped him down, and was shocked to see his at least 8-inch dic*, and immediately started blowing. After that, we fucked each other, rubbed our dicks together, and cuddled. It was AMAZING. Mario told me ever since we met, he’d oil his d*** every night to make it oiler, tastier, and shinier. His d*** tasted like pasta, and the c** tasted like alfredo sauce.
So far, our relationship is going well, and pretty steamy.
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That’s fucking messed up
Ask you parents what kind of drugs they were on the night they conceived you. I’m seriously curious.
You realize your dad’s sperm was basically fried on acid, probably with some alcohol, right?
DUDE we get it, you have a Mario fetish! cool! good for you! quit posting about it.
Lmao 😂