When I have s** with my boyfriend I pretend it’s my new hot co-worker !
Scratch the turn tables with my d*** when i see a hot b**** near the stage, squirt a lil j izz in her eye call it a party favor aka an autograph for you hoez. -DJ D1CKBLA$T.
Please God let my art therapist break up with her boyfriend so I have a chance. She’s fully enmeshed with him so I know my odds of stealing her away are near zero. They literally split an apartment. But If they break up and she moves back in with her parents then I definitely have a chance because she’s definitely into me. I’m praying on their downfall. Amen.
