I really want to clone myself and use that clone as my own personal s** slave. Right now, I’m questioning my s******** as either straight or bisexual, so I would probably be fine with the homosexual i**********, and I’m not really guilty about this (it’s not a fetish or anything), but I feel like it would increase my self-esteem a lot. You’ve always wanted someone who can understand you? Bam, you’ve got yourself. I mean, it just sounds awesome to be able to make out with yourself, wouldn’t you agree?