I wonder who woke up this morning fatter than they were when they went to bed.
My ex-wife Tisha never knew that I was giving other guys blowjobs the entire time we were briefly married. I gave a lot of blowjobs during that period of my life.
I fantasize with telling my wife that I do not have Erectile Dysfunction. I actually only get hard for girls under 13. Im thinking about leaving her because of it so i can be a ped. Cause its the only thing that gives me any sort s***** pleasure.
