all these BALLs on ESPN right now has my prostate dancing and my sack rumbling
MMMMMMMMMM
– CORVALLUS HADERACH
Yeah, we get it, Jodi. Your ancestors used to hunt Jeŵs for sport. So now it’s “Free Palestine.”
I dreamt that I held JoAnna Freeland in my arms. Her warmth filled me with happiness. According to the AI, dreaming is likely the closest I will ever get to experiencing intimacy with a woman. Dreaming is my only escape and I try to sleep for 10+ hours every day.
