That slogan was concockted by Presto Breedo not me, it's bogus. If I saw that dick I wouldn't touch it. If I saw it. But I'm on prep and VD grease.

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That slogan was concockted by Presto Breedo not me, it’s bogus. If I saw that d*** I wouldn’t touch it. If I saw it. But I’m on prep and VD grease.

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