It wasn’t my parents or anyone’s fault, but I think I accidentally messed myself up as a kid. My friend showed me Tenacious D’s “F**k Her Gently” when I was 8 or something, and since then I looked at cartoons of s** and p*** online. I used to watch CSI and Law and Order SVU around the same age. Plus I watched horror movies, and now hardly anything makes me flinch or wince. I ate dinner whilst watching Human Centipede. Sometimes I worry that I must be some sort of sociopath. When a friend showed us M******* (the guy who had s** with a horse) at a sleepover I had to pretend that I hadn’t seen it already and that I was shocked by it.
