You are the stingiest person ever. We go to the casino and when I play a machine with you, you insist on a “whatever we win, we share” rule– when it’s MY money. But when it’s your money and we play together and you hit for $750, what do you do? Get up, run away and stuff the money in your pocket. You are f****** STINGY. You won well over $1500 last night and GRUDGINGLY gave me a hundred of it. Then blew the rest of it. I ALWAYS give you money when we gamble and you NEVER offer ANYTHING. Its ME getting YOU something to drink. If Im hungry, who gives a s***. If youre hungry, the world has to stop spinning on its axis. You’re a selfish f****** A** and the scary thing is you don’t even know abnormally selfish you are! You’ll dump $1500 hundred f****** dollars back into the casino but balk if I ask for two 5’s because the cigarette machine only takes small bills. You are a douche, a d*** and an A******. And I’m the woman who shares your bed and is supposedly so special to you. Whatfuckingever. You treat your Facebook friends with more concern than you EVER have me on a constant basis. This is everything I hate about you. You are selfish, you’ve never shown your kids concern beyond when you thought someone was looking. If you could learn to give as much as you take and demand, life would go a lot easier for you– and that’s the solace I have: you get back what you put out and that’s why shot goes lousy for you, you lose everything good in your life. Its why youre in the stupid job you have and you’re about to lose me for good. I f****** HATE this part of you and you have no intention of doing things differently, EVER. Youre a snotnosed mama’s boy who doesnt know the world exists outside his own nose. And besides that, youre stupid. And your kids are f****** ignorant, too. But they cant help it, you didnt have time to raise them right because you were too busy being about yourself.
