I fucked a bat and lost my virginity that way. I'm now 45 and living alone in a cave. - Simply Confess

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I fucked a bat and lost my virginity that way. I’m now 45 and living alone in a cave.

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F*CK MY LIFE BITTCH
first day of work since Easter, now I’m the goddammm mall Santa for another fuckinn year.
Been at this shitt since 2014 at Promenade mall

Mall Santa Claus FML

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