After your cousin’s wedding, she hugged me and said that she hoped I had a good time. I told her I did – which was a total lie. You barely paid attention to me, your other family thinks I am not good enough for you, and your cousin made snide remarks about me to her new husband. I couldn’t wait to leave – and if we ever go to another wedding together, we are not staying five hours! I will get in the car and leave you there, I swear. Your cousin looked like crap in the wedding dress – it was almost 2 sizes too small and her rolls of fat weren’t hidden by the girdle and spanx – it just displaced them. It made her look like she had b**** on her back and a huge tire under her arms. After they danced she smelled terribly – I don’t know how you could ever dance with her. Next time, just don’t include me in a family wedding. Most of your family is gross and they have no social skills.