Some Jehovah witnesses came up to our door 2 months ago and asked if I wanted to learn more about Jesus. I told them we were all Atheists, which is a lie,

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Some Jehovah witnesses came up to our door 2 months ago and asked if I wanted to learn more about Jesus. I told them we were all Atheists, which is a lie, now no one
knock ‘s anymore.

New Confession

I might go to the zoo and set an elephant free.
Or slay a vampire like a Sarafan priest
Snakes and garlic, straight retarded

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