I was in bed with a guy (yk exactly how) and his sister came home and #1 almost walked into the room (narrowly avoided) and #2 he was going with his whole “call me [insert random names].” and being a good partner, I followed instructions. Well all things happened, all things out of hand, we finish up (he steps out), and his sister told him she heard EVERYTHING. This absolute queen of a lady made him bring me water and bought me a blizzard tho! (best aftercare he’s given)