Corvallus Winslow just paid me $43 to take a crap on his face at his alligator fuckhouse. With each plop he’d start shaking and touching himself.

When I told him what I had for dinner last night he started screaming that I needed to get over to his Fuckhouse immediately (it was chili dog night at my local sports bar).

It was supposed to be $50 but he got angry and kept accusing me of “holding out on him”.

When I left he kept badgering me asking “where you going tonight Frank? Someplace fancy? Someplace exotic? Clark Halliseys place?”

Frank Abignale