Your fat a** is almost 40 still sucking your mamas t****. Good luck finding a replacement later in life. Oh sure your friend thinks having you over is a good idea. The stench when you arrive is gonna have em like “oh no I’ve made a mistake” but by then it will be too late. Once that fatty gets you to feed em for a few days it will be virtually impossible to get rid of em. If you got food stamps you better keep that lil secret to yourself unless you’re ready to dump em in the old ancient corn dog burial ground. I wish I could see your face when they say “you f***** stank!” It’s gonna hurt your widdle feewings and your gonna call mommy to rescue you. How’s she gonna do that when she sold her car just to fed your gigantic a**? I ain’t saving you when they decide to cut you loose. I don’t care. You’re about to see that nobody in his world is obligated to take care of you. Nobody is gonna tiptoe around your feelings you stupid fat loser.
