The Grinch, F*ck you. You green, pantless son of a b*tch. Give me a moment while I take my boot out of your mom's green, slimy cooter. That filthy c*nt.

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The Grinch,

F*ck you. You green, pantless son of a b*tch. Give me a moment while I take my boot out of your mom’s green, slimy cooter. That filthy c*nt. Oh and by the way, everyone knows Cindy Lou is a dude. Congrats you h0m0. How is Max doing? Tell that piece of sh*t that the next time he decides to stroll onto my lawn, I’ll break the ALL his ribs, not just the left.

-Blade

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