Good day, SimplyConfess. I was whacking off in my backyard this morning when I thought to myself that it’s too cold to be doing this sh*t out here, my d*ck is literally an icepop, but then I thought to myself about the next topic I wanted to discuss on here: Lesbians.

If there’s one type of otherworldly creature that I hate more than colored people and Donald Trump (I’m republican), it’s lesbians. Well, except maybe for tran*ies, but that’s another topic for another day.

Anyway, why do lesbians even f*cking exist? They genuinely contribute ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to American civilization or even the global population in general.

They don’t have children, they protect themselves from and avoid men, pregnancy, and raising children at all costs, they are pro-abortion, they don’t run businesses or corporations, so they contribute nothing to the economy, they really don’t do anything productive, they just party, act like d y k e s, steal women, sometimes really beautiful and hot women from men, drink their overpriced corporate coffees, smoke weed, spread aids and other s*xual diseases around, go on their woke, feminist rants and try to push their woke, feminist agendas, antagonize white people, straight people, police, and sometimes they even antagonize colored people, I thought they were all in favor of colored people? They’re very anti-religion, which is something they could all use, they live in sh*tholes and overpopulate our great American cities, they abuse and k*ll each other, they’re all mentally ill, and they’re just really sh*tty, toxic, b*tchy, annoying, obnoxious, in your face, feminist, woke women who bully people. Some of them also really smell terrible and are fat and will probably d*e of diabetes and/or heart disease.

I don’t think you can even call them women, real women HATE and DO NOT agree with lesbians and feminists whatsoever, they DESPISE lesbians and feminists. Lesbians and feminists DO NOT speak for real women. Real women (straight women) love and treat men with care and respect, they actually contribute something to American civilization and want to be mothers, they want to cook, clean, and raise the kids while her loving husband goes off to work for the day and then comes home to a delicious home-cooked meal by her made with passion, care, and love, they spend the rest of their evening with their children, and then when night falls and the children are asleep, have passionate, romantic, loving, consenting s e x.

Now, why do I not hate gay men as much as lesbians? Well, because just about every gay man I’ve run into has given me some sort of compliment and seem happy and jolly sometimes, so I give them a bit of a pass. Now, that’s not to say I’m okay with or like gay men, no, I hate gay men nearly just as much and I will get to talking about them at some point too, but this post was obviously about lesbians.

What do I think should happen to lesbians? I think we should chain them up, have men ejaculate on them and r*pe them, and then e x e c u t e them live on national television in front of the white house.

I hope you have a great day SimplyConfess community. Keep America white and straight!