How many BUCKNIGGERS are coming to the Alligator Fuckhouse today? I’d like a midnight train to Georgia situation like in the old Cleo’s days… 25+ hard and h**** bucks lined up behind me ready to ravage my rear.
To improve turnout I’m offering gratis poppers, kind pre rolls. chicken wings and old English tall boys I love em. First buck or pack of bucks get a $25 door prize so hurry over!
Park behind La Carreta and look for my sign, come jizzle my jampony Jerome!
— CORVALLUS
