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I’d just like to drink high gravity beers, smoke marijuana cigarettes, vote Democrat, perform oralsex on African American men and eat big Buford hamburgers for the rest of my days.

🎵 If you like P**** Coladas, and getting stuck in a 50-man black train, if you ain’t into racism, if you got half a brain, if you like making love in the back of a Mercury Bobcat wagon, I’m the man that you looking for, come with me and slam my cheeks in the back of a Ford Escape🎵

— Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

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