Size 17 my heels b*itch, and don’t look up my skirt you hoe.
-A 7 foot tall cross dressing Cambodian
I like this girl E*f*** L**** but apparently she’s a lesbian all this time. Man what a waste. I loved her tomboyish style. Damn I wanted to f*ck that girl, so bad. I can just imagine hugging her from behind and teasing her. Then in private times, I would unbutton her pants and make out with her while unbuttoning her polo and taking her cute shoes off. Maybe even have a taste of her socked feet. If only I didn’t have a moral compass.
Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique!
** then proceeds to blow a hole through the wall and your head**
-Optimus Primer.