Q: WHY DOES CORVALLUS HAVE SHÏT ON HIS MUSTACHE?
A: 🎵 LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES🎵
I still want to expel my jiz/zum into the moist sugar walls of Greta Thunberg. Can’t imagine what any baby of hers would look or sound like, but I don’t care. All she’d be is a receptacle for spoo, and kind of a skanky one at that.
JoAnna Freeland gave me some attention today and it gave me butterflies. 🥰 She is such a beautiful and thoughtful person.