Eli, you need to come get me RIGHT NOW. I am not waiting any longer.
The pope had a hairy and fragrant backsnatch. It was too hairy and fragrant for the current administration. JD Vance tried it and found it lacking. So he killed him. The pope was a big Cleo’s guy before.
Corvallus Bronson Winslow III
You’ve been told lies all day. The so called Pope Francis did not pass away today (Monday April 21st 2025) he actually passed away during his over 30 day hospital stint on day 3 from a stroke. The vaitican had a “copy” which was essentially a clone with accelerated age put in place for Francis to finish his affairs. These accelerated age clones are only able to exist for around 3 or 4 weeks before deterioration begins. The clone deteriorated and passed away today. Francis unfortunately passed away weeks ago. You now know the truth of the Vaticans cloning facility. -Victor Sage aka Mr Conspiracy Manhattan.
