We learn in the movie that vampires predate Christianity, and have been around for "thousands of years." That explains why crosses "don't do squat" to

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We learn in the movie that vampires predate Christianity, and have been around for “thousands of years.” That explains why crosses “don’t do squat” to vampires, despite popular folklore stating otherwise. It also broadens vampires to a more worldwide phenomenon, as opposed to only existing in a Westernized context
-Victor sage aka Mr Conspiracy Manhattan.

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Mini boys in Gaza with no family and no girlfriends f*** the pussies of the boys for o*****. They don’t care if anybody sees them or not. They’re all f****** each other but that’s all they have some.

Sometimes it seems like they are relieved to have Israel soldiers show up and f*** their pussies because it causes them to ejaculate and they don’t have to m*********. There is some phobia about m*********** so they would rather be fucked by the soldiers then to m********* their d***. They stand around and watch until the boys shoot until it’s their turn to be fucked.

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