Dont piss so close to me you little sh*t thats gonna rust me!
-Rotary Benson (The man built from scrap metal)
You preach about prayer and Jesus, but you don’t practice forgiveness. That’s a bit contradictory, wouldn’t you agree? Or is it just me who is horrible? Interesting, very interesting. I’ll leave you with that to think about.
Maybe I outta tie that long hair on your head to the short hair on your a** and kick you down the street!
-Hank Hill aka King of the hill
