I was created as a man by a God
I don’t care.
Come get me NOW.
Post your number Eli.
If you want me to trust you then PROVE to me that I can. Otherwise shut up about that self improvement b******* and get your a** out here.
Now post your goddamn number.
Desperate times call for Desperate measures, I know you are struggling to provide for your family. Can’t afford to give your kids an Easter egg hunt this year? There is help. Now offering trades. You want 6 eggs, we can trade. I’ll take your wife. You want 12 eggs? The heart of your grandma in a freezer. -Evil Easter Bunny.
