I want to set the record straight that my backsnatch is 100% GRATIS its important for me to get this message out since underprivileged men are my favorite and I’d hate for them to think they need to pay some bossy NIGGAR $10 to ride my rump.

Not only is my backclam free but I also offer free poppers, lubes, Tina, Gina and gas this is something I call THE CORVALLUS DIFFERENCE™.

And as always blacks go straight to the front of the line, BLACK LOADS MATTER! I’ll leave the light on for you Sambo! Bring a few of your spade friends and you’ll get a referral fee of $5 per jig!

Park behind La Carreta and look for my sign