I got so drunk that I let a dog hump my hand 🙁 I feel terrible about it
I went to the hospital for my annual check-up. The nurse told me to take all my clothes off except my shorts. I laid on the gurney. She brought a warm blanket and put it over me. My shorts were very light weight and I looked down and got a great look at my big fat P**** and big balls. I watched her looking at my plumbing. She brought another gurney next to the one I was laying on and asked me to move to the other one. I kicked off the blanket and moved. I had several nurses standing around also watching. She covered me very slow as I was on my back. Loved it.
My online pseudonym is tim gurnsey of fiserv and I feel I did not earn my Advisor II title. I stole it from someone more deserving, and for that I deeply apologize. I also wish to apologize for being a stuck-up jerk. In reality, it was a power-move by lynda to make it look like our team can compete with other teams.