Females are toxic on dating apps, crazy unrealistic 6ft, 6 figures, 6 inches BS. I broke down and bought a bitch for the night to cash in my V-Card. I

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Females are toxic on dating apps, crazy unrealistic 6ft, 6 figures, 6 inches BS. I broke down and bought a b**** for the night to cash in my V-Card.

I told her about how women s*** towards good guys, so I had to pay for one that knew her worth. She said if I was willing, she could make come harder than ever. I had never put anything back there, but she swore it was the male g*****.

She showed up full dommy-mommy. She blindfolded me, gagged me, tied me facedown/a**-up to the bed, used hair remover gel on my a**, spanked me, made fun of my micropenis and said it was why I couldn’t get a girl, took pics/vids and posted them, then fucked me with a strap-on until I came better than ever a few times. She half untied me, left the info so I could see where it was posted, and left.

I checked and saw it had tons of women posting comments making fun, it had links to all my socials and dating profiles posted with the pictures and videos. And I discovered She/Them did not own a strap-on.

New Confession

Today was my last day of work as a mall Easter Bunny until Christmas, so I had a productive day at work.
I beat up the mall manager Ken, squeezed the t I t s of his wife.
Went through 82 cans of beer in April at work.
And had a b0ner all day today
-Mall Santa FML.

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I heard the lady in the next Apt calling for help for like 20 minutes. I finally got up after finishing a blunt to see what all the hollaring was about. I knocked on her door and she cried out please come in, please help me.

So I walk into her Apt. I can hear noises from the back area and walk back there to find her stuck halfway in her dryer. I said what the f***, and she said she was cleaning it and got her arms stock inside and cannot get out. She was just wearing a T-Shirt and shorts, cleaning types I guess.

She was moving around a lot, and kind of struggling to get out of it. I tried to just pull her out by the waist and he shorts (lose fit gym shorts) slipped down a little revealing her undies. She asked me to stop pulling as it was hurting her arms. I grabbed her waist again to try and move her side to side, and her shorts slipped off her bottom and to her knees. She looked great and my C#ck realized it as well.

She asked me to pull her shorts up, and I told her hang on while I survey the situation a bit. In my rather high state, I guesses she could have got out if she really wanted to, so this was likely an invite to F#ck her. I was already excited and fully erect so I told her she needs to not think about being stuck, and her body will relax and she will be able to get free. She said OK, how do I do that…

I said let me show you, and pulled her P@ant#es down and got behind her. She was already wet, further confirming maybe she expected or wanted it. I slipped inside of her easily, and her say oh know, thats not what I wanted. and then as I thrust deeply she moaned a little, and I started really sliding it all the way out, and then deeply inside of her. She had an O within a minute and was ready for a second O when I felt her clench around me, it was too much and I released inside of her. I was still ready and just kept going, giving her 3 more O before I have my 2nd one.

We were both spent, and suddenly she slips out of the dryer… oh wow, it worked! Thank you so much for helping me. She moved closer to me and said she wanted to clean me up, and licked every drop off of me. I got dressed and told her anytime you need help to let me know… she Thanked me and I left…