I’m a b****
Ok Eli. I want to be out of here asap but willing to be s tiny bit flexible.
Come and get me BEFORE summer vacay and there won’t be any issues.
I’m going to call every Elijah Carter I can find in the meantime. And you better answer.
Desperate times call for Desperate measures, I know you are struggling to provide for your family. Can’t afford to give your kids an Easter egg hunt this year? There is help. Now offering trades. You want 6 eggs, we can trade. I’ll take your wife. You want 12 eggs? The heart of your grandma in a freezer. -Evil Easter Bunny.
