Re: I’m in a ldr with a guy from Florida.. is his name Corvallus by any chance? If so don't worry he's getting his buns buttered every night on Calle Ocho

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Re: I’m in a ldr with a guy from Florida.. is his name Corvallus by any chance? If so don’t worry he’s getting his buns buttered every night on Calle Ocho and the various f*** and s*** spots around town.

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The pope had a hairy and fragrant backsnatch. It was too hairy and fragrant for the current administration. JD Vance tried it and found it lacking. So he killed him. The pope was a big Cleo’s guy before.

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

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have you heard? the so called Pope has died, and Pope Francis, his soul is mine. -Demon Kane.