I s**** in my step daughters shampoo as it’s the closest I’ll get to giving her a speed hairwash
Okay, okay. Well, the dust was really thick, and this gigantic icthyac came tromping down the mountain, flames spewing out of its nostrils, and I thought for sure…
Autobot Kup
I need to go tinkle. I need someone to take me to the toilet and wipe my sweetie for me. I’ll be a really good girl and I won’t be shy. Love Chloe xx
