Listen up, ultimate deadbeat dad:

I hope you watch TV and I hope all the Gerber and baby commercials REALLY stick out to you. I hope you think about our daughter and know what a deadbeat and terrible person you are for not helping raising your child or taking ANY responisbility, never even asking about her once but will contact me once in a blue moon to mock me, call me terrible names, and make fun of me for the situation you put me in. I hope you see those commericals and you feel guilty. I hope you realize what you’re missing one day, but it’ll be too late then, and she won’t need you….