Yeah I’ve “heard about Dilbert lately”, Karen. I saw a late-middle-aged white guy with glasses get canceled for making a fool of himself on YouTube. The point is most of the gen Y woke crew you hope to upset with your “edgy” coffee house stunt probably couldn’t pick out cartoon character Dilbert from Gilbert Arenas in a lineup. Anyways best of luck with your antics, when you get home afterwards make sure you m********* extra feverish.