I am addicted to peanut butter. Last night I ate half a jar by myself. I spent the rest of the night hugging the toilet.
I received a spam p*** email titled “what’s up pusssy punisher” and I became so aroused I went to the bathroom to masterbait.
I bought a Tall Las Vegas Show girl with big heavy legs for four days. She told me her and her Mom came from Baden Baden Germany. I told her 26 years earlier I bought Lady at the Baden Baden Casino when I was working for a horse trainer from Ireland. She called her mom after I went to sleep to come have breakfast with us, I was surprised the next morning. Her 6’4″ tall mom said I wasn’t the one but I remembered buying her too.
