I fell in love with a tree. I want to ask her parents if I can marry her. But my Dad cut them down. I am so fucked.
I saw a boy who’s shirt said “bite me”
Sheldon Cooper aka big bang theory
I was skinny dipping this morning. A hiking trail runs above the lake, there was two female hikers watching. They waved, gave thumbs up and walked on. I’m not hung btw.
