every time i hangout with my one female friend, if she leaves the room with her drink with me i put my shlong and balls in it. i like to let it soak in

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every time i hangout with my one female friend, if she leaves the room with her drink with me i put my shlong and balls in it. i like to let it soak in her drink and then when i hear her coming back i put it back as it was.

also, with the same girl i slept over and jerked off next to her while she slept. i got a bit adventurous and put a drop of jism on her lips and rubbed it in a little

she still has no idea : D

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rodney and the fuckheads +2 “Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band. Instead, it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band.Context and UsageThe “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories or undesirable gig offers (e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”).Internet Humor: It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.

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