I’m not “tough,” I’m so brittle that I can’t let people in and my natural response is to deflect or make jokes.
I had a neighbor that invited me into her house for coffee. She crabbed me and led her to her bedroom. She then got a heavy towel and spread it on her bed. I took my jeans and shorts off and started doing it to her. Pretty soon she told me to drop my load in her. I raised her legs up in the air and started c****** and I looked up and saw a man outside chopping wood with an ax. I said who was that and she said my husband. She told me as I went out the back door that she would move the little plant from her window when she wanted me again. We about wore the little potted plant out. Always bare back.