Suddenly my sphincter’s split by six Somali securityguards slinging slimy sissysticks in Corvallus’ sissysuitcase.
If someone says they are a good person there is a 99% chance they are a piece of sh.it.
I saw my neighbors thru the landscaping doing gold en showers. Asked if I, m, cud join the fun. They said, “bring beer”. Having fun.