I’m so horrifically in love with someone that I am now physically ill. It’s both ‘hehe’ comedic and ‘g******* these heart tremors’ tragic. I’ve had a dozen relationships before this, most with that early period of infatuation but like jesus christ almost a year of crushing and I can’t even speak without feeling like I wanna throw up. Butterflies? Naw, dude gives me bees. This isn’t fluttering, fleeting love this is ‘a hornet’s nest is occupying my chest cavity, please send help immediately.’ I have a bet with myself to say something before december 9th but knowing me, I’ll either start making an ominous buzzing sound or finally man up. Or elicit help from a friend. Either or. Either or…