I’ve had to slice a large s*** in half with my fingers at a girls house. It didn’t flush the first time and I knew if I kept flushing she would hear. So I put my hand in the toilet and sliced it in half with my middle and index fingers like a pair of scissors then pushed the piece up under the bit where the turds go. I washed my fingers extremely well and that was that. From that moment on I’ve always broken my shits up into smaller pieces by clenching my a*** as I s*** so it’s never happened again. 😉💩