Today I went to my local Publix to buy some damn food to fill my belly. I saw some white boy on his knees stocking a shelf and I had some a** gas building up from two Big Bufords I ate yesternight.

I walked up and stood behind him, pretended to look at some canned peaches for a minute and then unloaded my natural gas for what felt like 45 seconds.

“Oh come on!” The stocker said to me.

“Honky I’ve been smelling your a** for years, you can smell mine for 5 minutes!” I said and then left, walking a little taller than before.

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