Unicorns are for homos.

Cats are awesome. Dogs are alright, they need loads of care and I can never bring myself to get another dog. I have only had 1. I might, if he was the identical breed and looked exactly the same.

Cats (unless you’re a Katy Kat, then you’re probably f****** retarded) who know you and trust you are awesome. I have had many awesome cat buddies, male and female. I like cats and cats like me. Low maintenance.