Let me tell you what happened to me
I went out one night and man i was clean
And i caught the finest thing youve ever seen
Wearing those tight blue jeans
Now you know i didnt waste no time fellas
And i got right to the point
I said baby is it your place or mine
And i also told her
i said baby you know i got roaming fingerS and you know what im gonna do
im gonna let these roaming fingers just roam all over you
i wasnt lying
Now when we got to the door we headed straight for the bed
And i said baby im gonna love you from your high heels
all the way up to your head
And i wasnt lying i wasnt gonna miss nothing yall get it
but she looked at me and said daddy i dont want you to be so mean
But you know by that time fellas
Id already ran my fingers off in her tight blue jeans
Now i want yall to remember
Remember me telling you how she was so nice and fine?
But yall aint gonna believe this
She had something down there twiced as big as mine!!
Thats why I say:
YOU BETTER WATCH
WATCH WHERE YOU STROKE
YOU SEE IT COULD TURN OUT
TURN OUT TO BE A JOKE