I snapped corvallus damn balloon knot before at a f** bar called Hanks.

Then I split his damn cheeks and nutted in his cracker a** at a rest stop in my area.

Both times he gave me a b****** first, two deluxe Bufords and he took one of my world famous Buford Blasts to the head and was huffing it like it was a fine incense.

Corvallus is a good sucker but his a*** ain’t as tight as I would like, took me awhile to get my damn nut. I like my cracker bootyholes tight so that they stimulate my c*** head properly causing me to ejaculate. When I ejaculate I begin playing the cheeks of the cracker like drums and then I say something about how they just got niggerfucked by the best in the biz.

I enjoy slamming cheeks and many crackers consider me a professional cheek slammer. That’s flattering but I just enjoy my work and my work is slamming white cheeks. If you wanna get your prostate beat on like a damn snare drum hmu.

But clean yo a****** before the big bossman arrives I don’t want none of that booty chocolate on my piece.