It's sad that some of you are so underachieving and boring that your entire personality is sexual perversion. Might as well be a house pet you're using

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It’s sad that some of you are so underachieving and boring that your entire personality is s***** perversion. Might as well be a house pet you’re using like 8% of your brain.

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Helium is surprisingly difficult to obtain in any kind of appreciable quantity. But, I’ve finally secured enough to carry out my exit plan. I did a dry-run with a little bit of gas in a bag and became pleasantly light-headed to an almost euphoric degree. I am ecstatic to finally have a way out of Fiserv and this painful life for good. Finally found the off switch. I’m a coward but if nobody else cares about me or my pain, why should I?

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My name is Julius Macwan of Lincoln and I’m a pompous priick. I act like I own the fuucking place by turning on the lights. I talk in Injun language behind peoples backs because I am so fuucking clever. I rank HIGH in the caste system and I know its meaningless in the US but I will act like I am better than you ANYWAY.