my bestfriend had the hottest girlfriend, but he didnt know how to fuck her, she would always complain to me, he was the only person she's ever slept with

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my bestfriend had the hottest girlfriend, but he didnt know how to f*** her, she would always complain to me, he was the only person she’s ever slept with but she knew it should be better. On the other hand my best mate allways used to rub her in my face, he knew i thought she was hot, he used to show me pictures of her naked, used to get her to wear the tinyest tops and skirts when i was around and allways tried to get her to show me her t***, while at the same time being insanely jelous of us evenn beig friends….. im sorry mate, im sorry jess (my gf) i tried to resist for almost two years, i taught her to make cocktails just so i could get her drunk. we had amazing s** all over your dads house. it was great and she was f****** hot, but i do regret it. but even so, if you wherent such a prick and told her you slept with her friend just to make her jelous she wouldnt have told you about us, i would still be your friend and you wouldnt have gone and joined the army. you d***.

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rodney and the fuckheads +2 “Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band. Instead, it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band.Context and UsageThe “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories or undesirable gig offers (e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”).Internet Humor: It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.

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