my pal Tom in Orlando is acting out his own version of the West Virginia/Pitt tilt called the BACKPUSSY BRAWL his WV ass(WVU grad) is getting double cream

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my pal Tom in Orlando is acting out his own version of the West Virginia/Pitt tilt called the BACKPUSSY BRAWL his WV a**(WVU grad) is getting double cream teamed by a couple dudes in Dan Marino and Tony Dorsett jerseys, WOOOO!! If you go to HANKS, Tom is probably around the bar and make sure u tell Stan CORVALLUS sent ya!

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3 dead in Montreal

The C in Canada is for Crime

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There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…