I’m 48 and remember everything from my life. People, places, incidents, conversations, even from 44 years ago. He or she says they are magnificent and a

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I’m 48 and remember everything from my life. People, places, incidents, conversations, even from 44 years ago. He or she says they are magnificent and a god. I think they are a legend in their own mind who toots their own horn about something that doesn’t matter to anyone, except themself.

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3 dead in Montreal

The C in Canada is for Crime

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There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…