I remember one time at this place, an older woman I worked with. There was a party going on at this place for something. She was slipping out to do something. Not staying. I teased her about it “where the hell are you going? You’re not sticking around? What?”
She goes out, does what she needed to do and comes back for work a few hours later. I’m sitting there alone in the back. She comes to the back to give me some info, and she’s with a girl, a big girl, who made no bones about adoring me. She would sit there, look at me with googly eyes and tell me I’m pretty. I’m a man. 19 years old. Brace face. After she left, she called someone I was working with one night and made him relay to me that she “missed my pretty face”. Besides the point, so these two come to the back, I’m sitting in a chair, the girl comes and stands beside my chair, the older women comes over in front of me, pulls a chair up in front of me, and remember I have a f**********. I said hey, what’s up? You’re back. She says “yeah, did you miss me?” I go yeah, at this point she is sitting down, foot up on her chair in front of her, removing her shoe, pulls her sock off and shows me her hot new pedicure. Red toes which floored the hell out of me. It’s like oh my god, I didn’t see that coming. I literally went “WOAH… s*** toes ******….” Floored. They were s***. Shocked, I look over my shoulder at the girl who is giving me a dirty look at this point…
See that’s real.